can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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