my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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