Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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