Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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