It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
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Side pussy is a necessity
I would really love it if the coolest person alive would go and jump of a cliff.
It means technically he's having his cake and eating it too. It also means technically your pathetic if you stay with him because he technically LIED to you. Take a shot on me!!!
Now I really want to know what "technically" means in this statement?
girls can like assholes, but trust me they can be little bitches too, and we only learn it from the best. so watch out when you find your the side dick of the love of your life.
That happened to me, so I told him "we're not technically together anymore." Later that night I went to the best party and ended up meeting a guy who was way better than him. Kick him to the curb and do your drinking socially so you can meet someone new.
Oh man, your explanations are way more realistic than what I was thinking. I need to stop smoking pot.
if she didnt see it, shes blind..wake up
fuck men. you all suck.
wait a minute, if it's 10 am, it's not last night now is it...
you better kick him to the curb! this happened to me and its true....your just the side piece, if he liked you hed be with just you. you sholdnt have to share him unless that was agreed upon in the begging. say good bye or you deserce what you get.
I found out two nights ago that my boyfriend (who did tell me we were exclusive, etc.) isn't *technically* divorced.
See you at the bar, dear!
Nice try 5:45pm, but love, really? If I was just side dick there is no possible way I would be spending near enough time with the girl to fall in love with her.
I'M FIRST I'M THE COOLEST PERSON ALIVE
well if your the side chick...then your obviously not good enough for him! take a look in the mirror and see whats wrong with you, and it probably wont happen again.
Or you could be just a shit root! if thats the case you've got no hope...sorry babe
ahhhh, breakup drinking. so spiritually cleansing.
I was this guy before and there really isnt anything wrong with it. As long as he didn't tell the new girl that they were exclusive. If they weren't then he can fuck whoever else he wants.....
boys will be boys, and girls eat that shit up. sorry girls like assholes...
assholes think with their dicks, men think with their brains
I'll drink with you at 10am!
ya know all my life ive gotten dumped. now obviously im doing something wrong, but the way i see it, i as a guy have never cheated...i can't say that mayb she didnt deserve it
Cheaters are dumb. They all get caught eventually, even if they don't "confess".
It means he probably never mentioned breaking up at all. It means technically he's a jerk. LOL
rough day been there done that.
then he was never really your bf.
i bet any amount of money she didnt deserve it... most guys cheat. doesnt mean theyre bad people, just low morals, and they were prob thinking with their dick.
Not funny, just pathetic
what a shitty text though.. rough.
This just means that the so-called ex is obviously better than the side pussy. The reason he told his side pussy that he didn't break up with his ex is because he had enough of her and her usefulness had ended. Well played sir.