Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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