I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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How about a pickle up the whoosh?
What about peach jam and marmalade?
you should try relish the texture is interesting
Peanut buttah jelly time?
How was the hot chilli sauce?
@hogfish. VAGINA SAUCE??? That's all kinds of gnarly.
Try vagina sauce, it can't be beat!