I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
do nipples grow back?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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