I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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