You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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