to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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