She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
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You are just an honest man. Tell her off by saying she'll become just like her mother and move on.
Some people just don't know what they want bro
Pithy. Brevity is the soul of wit.
Should have texted her cool story bro. Tits or GTFO...