Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
