I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
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Your mom must have seen a lot of dicks if you think she'd be the first to know what it is.
Lmao.. when I first saw this I wasn't even paying attention to the area code. You had to have been high, right? I hope so.
Man.... just ...... I don't know what to say..... Just put some cream on and Stay Away from the Pussy for awhile.
My god, you're practically a modern-day Oedipus.
LOL thats what moms are for!
What would Freud make of this ?
MITCH is this you???
I feel sorry for you..
rofl 1:42... well done
she's probably the one that gave it to him - thats why he asked her
to figure out what your penis was? that is problematic..
1142, what is mother=doctor? Then it would just be awkward but acceptable.
HAHAHAHA to 1:42 as well! that is absolutely hysterical
No, retard. 330 is the Akron/Canton/Kent/Youngstown area of Ohio. Do some research for once.
Hahahahah.. dude I did that!
were you on shrooms?
That could have been fun for u or for her...
what? u didnt know it was a penis?
Stop flashing your mom. That's what doctors are for. Or even your dad maybe. Hell, even a friend before your poor mother.
"Whats wrong with your leg son? Wait..."
what if your mother was your doctor...shit
Doctor>mother. I wouldn't ever show my dick to my mom thats weird..
Your Mum was meant to figure out what it was?
I sincerely hope that the "it", was not a hard on.
no obviously the person had previously mentioned to his friend some sort of abnormality on his penis or something, don't be a dumbass
my moms a nurse and its free to get her to check out asny abnormalities. not that weird of a scenario
just kill yourself, lol.
Um, 1213 agreed. At some point, maybe consult somebody with a)similar equipment or b)medical training.
oedipus didn't know it was his mother
u should submit that as an "FML" story
I love Northeast Ohio
After about the age of 10 moms shouldn't be the one you go to for penis problems.
I think maybe he did salvia, and whipped out the dick and couldnt figure out why it was there or what it was doing, and needed explanation. Anyone that has done salvia will know what I am talking about.
absolutely ashamed to see that it was from the 330
You didnt know what your penis was?
Haha das how we do it up Herr... Lol were so ghetto in the 330
NW Arkansas. Of course.
It couldn't of been that bad. Ever heard of a doctor dumbass..
Mom: yep! It's a penis alright!
Depends what's on your Wang maybe it's a black guys now
Lol. That had happened to me to it was so embarrasing
Oh the dirty 330
first 330 ive seen u go to mhs?
When I initially read this I thought he didn't know what his penis was.
hopefully it doesn't spread to his buckeye.
So I'm guessing the free clinic option isn't available in Ohio?
You didn't know what a penis was? or what was wrong with the penis? That a deceiving text.....funny if it were option 1.
Ha ha I loled for ages!!
Sounds like u need an implant!? Poor fella