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  • Your mom must have seen a lot of dicks if you think she'd be the first to know what it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:42am
  • Lmao.. when I first saw this I wasn't even paying attention to the area code. You had to have been high, right? I hope so.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:46pm
  • Man.... just ...... I don't know what to say..... Just put some cream on and Stay Away from the Pussy for awhile.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:49pm
  • My god, you're practically a modern-day Oedipus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:58am
  • LOL thats what moms are for!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:22pm
  • I feel sorry for you..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:05pm
  • MITCH is this you???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:23pm
  • What would Freud make of this ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:03am
  • rofl 1:42... well done

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:11am
  • 1142, what is mother=doctor? Then it would just be awkward but acceptable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:57pm
  • she's probably the one that gave it to him - thats why he asked her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 5:15pm
  • to figure out what your penis was? that is problematic..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:01pm
  • HAHAHAHA to 1:42 as well! that is absolutely hysterical

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:21am
  • what? u didnt know it was a penis?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:39am
  • "Whats wrong with your leg son? Wait..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:05pm
  • Stop flashing your mom. That's what doctors are for. Or even your dad maybe. Hell, even a friend before your poor mother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:51pm
  • Doctor>mother. I wouldn't ever show my dick to my mom thats weird..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:42pm
  • Your Mum was meant to figure out what it was? I sincerely hope that the "it", was not a hard on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:28am
  • Hahahahah.. dude I did that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:20pm
  • No, retard. 330 is the Akron/Canton/Kent/Youngstown area of Ohio. Do some research for once.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:20pm
  • oedipus didn't know it was his mother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:37am
  • what if your mother was your doctor...shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:16pm
  • I love Northeast Ohio

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:16pm
  • no obviously the person had previously mentioned to his friend some sort of abnormality on his penis or something, don't be a dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:08pm
  • NW Arkansas. Of course.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:52pm
  • That could have been fun for u or for her...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:37pm
  • my moms a nurse and its free to get her to check out asny abnormalities. not that weird of a scenario

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:23am
  • After about the age of 10 moms shouldn't be the one you go to for penis problems.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:13am
  • u should submit that as an "FML" story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:30pm
  • were you on shrooms?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:50pm
  • Haha das how we do it up Herr... Lol were so ghetto in the 330

    Submitted by michaelj28 on May 12, 10 at 8:01pm
  • I think maybe he did salvia, and whipped out the dick and couldnt figure out why it was there or what it was doing, and needed explanation. Anyone that has done salvia will know what I am talking about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:45pm
  • You didnt know what your penis was?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:37am
  • absolutely ashamed to see that it was from the 330

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:15pm
  • It couldn't of been that bad. Ever heard of a doctor dumbass..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:51pm
  • Depends what's on your Wang maybe it's a black guys now

    Submitted by bandandamandan on Mar 6, 11 at 12:43pm
  • Um, 1213 agreed. At some point, maybe consult somebody with a)similar equipment or b)medical training.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:41am
  • Mom: yep! It's a penis alright!

    Submitted by planks on Apr 10, 11 at 6:20am
  • just kill yourself, lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:18pm
  • Lol. That had happened to me to it was so embarrasing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 4:47pm
  • first 330 ive seen u go to mhs?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:17am
  • Oh the dirty 330

    Submitted by rburgett11 on Mar 12, 10 at 1:51am
  • When I initially read this I thought he didn't know what his penis was.

    Submitted by Dr_Funktastic on Nov 27, 11 at 3:43am
  • hopefully it doesn't spread to his buckeye.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:49pm
  • WIN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 2:55pm
  • So I'm guessing the free clinic option isn't available in Ohio?

    Submitted by harsh_bro on Feb 4, 10 at 11:50pm
  • Ha ha I loled for ages!!

    Submitted by itasteofrainbows on Feb 26, 10 at 8:10pm
  • You didn't know what a penis was? or what was wrong with the penis? That a deceiving text.....funny if it were option 1.

    Submitted by here2say on Aug 4, 10 at 2:56pm
  • Sounds like u need an implant!? Poor fella

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 7:53pm