You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 96 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:42am

    Your mom must have seen a lot of dicks if you think she'd be the first to know what it is.

  • 75 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:46pm

    Lmao.. when I first saw this I wasn't even paying attention to the area code. You had to have been high, right? I hope so.

  • 68 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:05pm

    I feel sorry for you..

  • 75 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:58am

    My god, you're practically a modern-day Oedipus.

  • 77 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:49pm

    Man.... just ...... I don't know what to say..... Just put some cream on and Stay Away from the Pussy for awhile.

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:03am

    What would Freud make of this ?

  • 71 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:15pm

    absolutely ashamed to see that it was from the 330

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:01pm

    to figure out what your penis was? that is problematic..

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:05pm

    "Whats wrong with your leg son? Wait..."

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 5:15pm

    she's probably the one that gave it to him - thats why he asked her

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:39am

    what? u didnt know it was a penis?

  • 72 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:13am

    After about the age of 10 moms shouldn't be the one you go to for penis problems.

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:51pm

    Stop flashing your mom. That's what doctors are for. Or even your dad maybe. Hell, even a friend before your poor mother.

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:51pm

    It couldn't of been that bad. Ever heard of a doctor dumbass..

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:22pm

    LOL thats what moms are for!

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:57pm

    1142, what is mother=doctor? Then it would just be awkward but acceptable.

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:23pm

    MITCH is this you???

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:52pm

    NW Arkansas. Of course.

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:23am

    my moms a nurse and its free to get her to check out asny abnormalities. not that weird of a scenario

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:45pm

    I think maybe he did salvia, and whipped out the dick and couldnt figure out why it was there or what it was doing, and needed explanation. Anyone that has done salvia will know what I am talking about.

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:11am

    rofl 1:42... well done

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:21am

    HAHAHAHA to 1:42 as well! that is absolutely hysterical

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:08pm

    no obviously the person had previously mentioned to his friend some sort of abnormality on his penis or something, don't be a dumbass

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:37pm

    That could have been fun for u or for her...

  • 57 67
    Submitted by michaelj28 on May 12, 10 at 8:01pm

    Haha das how we do it up Herr... Lol were so ghetto in the 330

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:28am

    Your Mum was meant to figure out what it was? I sincerely hope that the "it", was not a hard on.

  • 56 67
    Submitted by harsh_bro on Feb 4, 10 at 11:50pm

    So I'm guessing the free clinic option isn't available in Ohio?

  • 41 40
    Submitted by bandandamandan on Mar 6, 11 at 12:43pm

    Depends what's on your Wang maybe it's a black guys now

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:20pm

    Hahahahah.. dude I did that!

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:20pm

    No, retard. 330 is the Akron/Canton/Kent/Youngstown area of Ohio. Do some research for once.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by rburgett11 on Mar 12, 10 at 1:51am

    Oh the dirty 330

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 4:47pm

    Lol. That had happened to me to it was so embarrasing

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:17am

    first 330 ive seen u go to mhs?

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:41am

    Um, 1213 agreed. At some point, maybe consult somebody with a)similar equipment or b)medical training.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by planks on Apr 10, 11 at 6:20am

    Mom: yep! It's a penis alright!

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:16pm

    I love Northeast Ohio

  • 63 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:42pm

    Doctor>mother. I wouldn't ever show my dick to my mom thats weird..

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:16pm

    what if your mother was your doctor...shit

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:18pm

    just kill yourself, lol.

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:37am

    oedipus didn't know it was his mother

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:30pm

    u should submit that as an "FML" story

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:37am

    You didnt know what your penis was?

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 2:55pm

    WIN!

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:49pm

    hopefully it doesn't spread to his buckeye.

  • 27 36
    Submitted by Dr_Funktastic on Nov 27, 11 at 3:43am

    When I initially read this I thought he didn't know what his penis was.

  • 37 56
    Submitted by here2say on Aug 4, 10 at 2:56pm

    You didn't know what a penis was? or what was wrong with the penis? That a deceiving text.....funny if it were option 1.

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:50pm

    were you on shrooms?

  • 42 72
    Submitted by itasteofrainbows on Feb 26, 10 at 8:10pm

    Ha ha I loled for ages!!

  • 43 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 7:53pm

    Sounds like u need an implant!? Poor fella