U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I will pee on everything he values.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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