So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Randomize