i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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