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  • 64 58
    Submitted by Mister_Blister on Jun 4, 10 at 12:31am

    I bet they discussed the word 'moist' for at least an hour.

  • 61 54
    Submitted by lightblue95 on Jun 3, 10 at 10:09pm

    Sounds like a good night

  • 54 47
    Submitted by clevelandsfinest on Jun 3, 10 at 11:01pm

    FLIP FLIP FLIPADELPHIA!

  • 58 63
    Submitted by terkinlurg on Jun 4, 10 at 3:35am

    Stan, you're pathetic. Stop trying to create this "I'm a totally detached, sarcastic, awesome Internet badass" persona and get out of your moms basement, wipe the hot pocket grease from your chin, work off that extra fifty pounds, and get a life.

    • 36 37
      Submitted by stantheman on Jun 4, 10 at 8:23am

      That's the difference between me and you. I get online and post stupid shit on an Internet that's full of other stupid shit. You get online and cry about stupid shit. Get some tissues bitch, there's alot of it. Now really, what's more pathetic?

  • 53 61
    Submitted by janky on Jun 3, 10 at 10:09pm

    Lame

  • 39 34
    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 28, 10 at 11:22pm

    Omg. That sounds like my BF

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Futbolisto on Jun 3, 10 at 11:25pm

    Stan, this got here becauses it's a Text.... From Last Night.

  • 38 36
    Submitted by Brilina on Jun 3, 10 at 10:53pm

    Maybe if Eric and Scott put aside their differences and started going at it. I don't see things getting messy until then.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by youngembs69 on Jun 3, 10 at 10:11pm

    i dont really see how that means things are gonna get messy... its not that big of a deal

    • 31 49
      Submitted by showstopper303 on Jun 3, 10 at 10:42pm

      maybe you just dont know eric and scott

  • 42 48
    Submitted by janky on Jun 4, 10 at 1:14am

    I bet no one gives a flying fuk

  • 48 61
    Submitted by kaottic1 on Jun 5, 10 at 10:59am

    So good to see some Aussies on here.. Our particular brand of ducked up isn't shown on here enough

  • 63 92
    Submitted by stantheman on Jun 3, 10 at 10:28pm

    I have a feeling the entire TFLN world is going to crash and burn if they keep posting these stupid ass texts... Seriously, who let's this shit through? Sarah Palin's youngest child?

    • 28 51
      Submitted by stantheman on Jun 4, 10 at 12:06am

      Oh get out of here with all your thumbs downs. It's really not that big of an insult. I mean, that baby is definetly smarter than its mother, and she was almost VP of the USA.

      • 37 48
        Submitted by Nix on Jun 6, 10 at 12:33am

        We're not offended. You're just not funny.

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jun 4, 10 at 12:33am

    messy?

  • 36 44
    Submitted by 07cullem on Jun 5, 10 at 7:04am

    You guys don't understand the term "messy" guess it must be a Aussie thing...*shrugs*

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Brilina on Jun 3, 10 at 10:36pm

    Lol @ auburn

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Gleicheniaceae on Jun 12, 10 at 10:25pm

    Please tell me the OP's name is tim. That would be fucking hilarious.

  • 47 70
    Submitted by J_Boogie on Jun 3, 10 at 10:09pm

    Fzzsecond. Cus I like boys

  • 32 41
    Submitted by theatrechick on Jul 7, 10 at 12:53am

    haha...I do that when I'm not high.

  • 37 52
    Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jun 3, 10 at 10:12pm

    It's as if I asked questions in kindergarten while learning the alphabet

  • 41 61
    Submitted by terkinlurg on Jun 4, 10 at 9:42pm

    Stan, the difference between you and me is simple. I have a penis, you have no penis. The end.

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 10 at 10:12pm

    lol i do the same thing

  • 30 45
    Submitted by uhateme on Jun 4, 10 at 11:01am

    Yes things will get messy when yal Start a g@y orgy!

  • 42 69
    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jun 3, 10 at 10:46pm

    How did this make it..... Tfln has lowered it's standards

  • 31 48
    Submitted by soymilkwerepire on Jun 4, 10 at 1:32am

    She lost by a landslide

  • 43 72
    Submitted by auburn1107 on Jun 3, 10 at 10:35pm

    I just think tfln should let Stan write all the material he is much more entertaining!

  • 37 61
    Submitted by srcdevilcrs on Jun 5, 10 at 4:50pm

    I agree with Stan.. And Sarah palin deff sucks balls.. I'm from Alaska I actually shook her hand once.. Didnt even realize it was her.. Heh

  • 42 71
    Submitted by durai on Jun 3, 10 at 11:36pm

    hi this is good

  • 34 56
    Submitted by edwaslike on Jun 5, 10 at 10:44pm

    yeah, especially when you're Australian.

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Brilina on Jun 3, 10 at 10:29pm

    Again I must agree with Stan. Tfln, something entertaining please.

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Pleasure_Pirate on Jun 3, 10 at 10:31pm

    I would rather be àssraped by Pachito the Mexican Donkey and his 20 foot donkey wang than read these horrible texts.

  • 37 72
    Submitted by janky on Jun 3, 10 at 10:06pm

    Fizurstttta

  • 29 69
    Submitted by sircohan on Jun 3, 10 at 10:44pm

    This may or. May not be spam