I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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