can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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