Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
