My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
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tell her it's less of an excuse, and more like a way of life
maybe you should move out of your parents house if you care so much what your mom thinks.
I have small wang cuz I asian
Your mom can eat shit, drown in her own shit-eating vomit, and go to fucking hell.
I've used that line many times in my life
IN SOVIET RUSSIA IT ALWAYS 5 O'CLOCK AT YOUR MOM'S!!!!!
but it's not 5 somewhere all the time, except on the hour...
There are few things more enjoyable in this life than the sound of wet ass cheeks smacking together as a dick gets impaled into the butthole :)
Fifth suckasssss!!!!! Ohhh yeaaaa!
Then move out of the basement loser.
Dude my mom is the one giving me the excuse that it's always 5 o'clock somewhere.... Consider yourself lucky that you don't have a Mom thats drunk at 5 in the morning.... She even has a clock that is nothing but 5's
Oh...jk then just 6th :(
And I bet your Dad is getting tired of your Mom's frequent headaches and your over-achievement.
Yea..that was funny like 5 years ago...maybe!
Your mom let me sodomize her last night. Sodomy is the new foreplay. Spread the word kids!
Your mom is getting really tired of swallowing my stiff black dick every night.