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  • maybe you should move out of your parents house if you care so much what your mom thinks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:20pm
  • tell her it's less of an excuse, and more like a way of life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:46pm
  • I have small wang cuz I asian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:55pm
  • Your mom can eat shit, drown in her own shit-eating vomit, and go to fucking hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:14pm
  • I've used that line many times in my life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:19pm
  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA IT ALWAYS 5 O'CLOCK AT YOUR MOM'S!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:31pm
  • but it's not 5 somewhere all the time, except on the hour...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:59pm
  • Fifth suckasssss!!!!! Ohhh yeaaaa!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:13pm
  • Then move out of the basement loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:30am
  • Dude my mom is the one giving me the excuse that it's always 5 o'clock somewhere.... Consider yourself lucky that you don't have a Mom thats drunk at 5 in the morning.... She even has a clock that is nothing but 5's

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:20pm
  • There are few things more enjoyable in this life than the sound of wet ass cheeks smacking together as a dick gets impaled into the butthole :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:03pm
  • Oh...jk then just 6th :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:15pm
  • And I bet your Dad is getting tired of your Mom's frequent headaches and your over-achievement.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:17pm
  • Yea..that was funny like 5 years ago...maybe!

    Submitted by Carma1369 on May 16, 10 at 2:45am
  • Your mom let me sodomize her last night. Sodomy is the new foreplay. Spread the word kids!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:24pm
  • Dumb excuse/song/post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:20am
  • Your mom is getting really tired of swallowing my stiff black dick every night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:39pm
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