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  • 13 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:20pm
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    maybe you should move out of your parents house if you care so much what your mom thinks.

  • 12 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:17pm
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    And I bet your Dad is getting tired of your Mom's frequent headaches and your over-achievement.

  • 12 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:24pm
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    Your mom let me sodomize her last night. Sodomy is the new foreplay. Spread the word kids!

  • 10 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:19pm
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    I've used that line many times in my life

  • 10 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:46pm
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    tell her it's less of an excuse, and more like a way of life

  • 8 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:31pm
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    IN SOVIET RUSSIA IT ALWAYS 5 O'CLOCK AT YOUR MOM'S!!!!!

  • 8 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:15pm
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    Oh...jk then just 6th :(

  • 8 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:30am
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    Then move out of the basement loser.

  • 8 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:59pm
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    but it's not 5 somewhere all the time, except on the hour...

  • 7 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:55pm
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    I have small wang cuz I asian

  • 9 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:03pm
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    There are few things more enjoyable in this life than the sound of wet ass cheeks smacking together as a dick gets impaled into the butthole :)

  • 7 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:20am
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    Dumb excuse/song/post

  • 5 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:20pm
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    Dude my mom is the one giving me the excuse that it's always 5 o'clock somewhere.... Consider yourself lucky that you don't have a Mom thats drunk at 5 in the morning.... She even has a clock that is nothing but 5's

  • 5 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:13pm
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    Fifth suckasssss!!!!! Ohhh yeaaaa!

  • 4 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:39pm
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    Your mom is getting really tired of swallowing my stiff black dick every night.

  • 6 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:14pm
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    Your mom can eat shit, drown in her own shit-eating vomit, and go to fucking hell.