My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
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tell her it's less of an excuse, and more like a way of life
maybe you should move out of your parents house if you care so much what your mom thinks.
I have small wang cuz I asian
Your mom can eat shit, drown in her own shit-eating vomit, and go to fucking hell.
I've used that line many times in my life
but it's not 5 somewhere all the time, except on the hour...
IN SOVIET RUSSIA IT ALWAYS 5 O'CLOCK AT YOUR MOM'S!!!!!
There are few things more enjoyable in this life than the sound of wet ass cheeks smacking together as a dick gets impaled into the butthole :)
Dude my mom is the one giving me the excuse that it's always 5 o'clock somewhere.... Consider yourself lucky that you don't have a Mom thats drunk at 5 in the morning.... She even has a clock that is nothing but 5's
Then move out of the basement loser.
And I bet your Dad is getting tired of your Mom's frequent headaches and your over-achievement.
Oh...jk then just 6th :(
Fifth suckasssss!!!!! Ohhh yeaaaa!
Your mom let me sodomize her last night. Sodomy is the new foreplay. Spread the word kids!
Yea..that was funny like 5 years ago...maybe!
Your mom is getting really tired of swallowing my stiff black dick every night.