your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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