I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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