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  • 95 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:24am

    Never saw the movies.. Story is to bland and predictable.. Girl finds perfect guy who thinks she's perfect.. Guy "has to" leave so a new guy pops up who also thinks the girl is perfect. Now she has to make a choice between 2 guys.. Poor her.. That's original.. And then she choose the perfect one and everyone lives happily ever after..that is every fuckin chick flick!

  • 97 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:01am

    Run away. Fast. Do it now.

  • 82 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:14am

    Enough with this fucking twilight shit! It's getting sooooooo fucking old!!!! I

  • 84 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:10pm

    robert keeps his fan-girl security system in his hair, that's why it's so huge

  • 86 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:41pm

    Read the first book to give it a chance and about once every page I would laugh and read a terribly written sentence aloud to whatever friend was next to me at the time. Sooooo bad. It's like a hormonal seventh grade girl wrote it before she learned more than three kinds of sentence structures

  • 84 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:49pm

    @1:05 I KNOW! cleolinda rocks, i'm so glad someone's trying to do this!

  • 81 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:47pm

    @1:29: your opinion of the merit of these books means nothing because you legitimately thought that handsome is spelled "hansom" and that particularly was spelled "priticularly." you obviously don't read enough to even know what a book is.

  • 84 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:41am

    Just remember... Big dick... Huge!! Get at me

  • 82 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:28am

    Who wouldn't Edward is so hott

  • 72 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:05pm

    THIS IS AMAZING!! at the risk of sounding like a total nerd, this is an inside joke from a livejournal poster who delights in making fun of twilight and, just, yeah... search cleolinda on LJ, she's amazing and you will understand the awesomeness of this text!!

  • 79 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:49am

    for that. make a page for Jacob's body

  • 75 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:09pm

    I hate fucking connecticunts

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:53am

    Sperm bank. Make deposit in mouth

  • 71 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:02am

    Fantasy always sells because rather than accept the faults of a real person, there will always be a market for vapid idiots who want to dream about the perfect man. Unfortunately real men are inherently grumpy, smelly, insensitive creatures who only give long smoldering glares if they're humgover or suffering from piles. Twighlight is just Mills & Boone for tweenies. If you actually want a relationship, accept that the other person is likely to be as imperfect as you are.

  • 75 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:02am

    Tell her I got a big dick and I want her pussy cause I'll definitely fuck it if ur not gonna.

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:32am

    who the fuck needs HELP creating a twitter page?

  • 72 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:08am

    hes not that attractive

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:38pm

    ask her whats in it for you. if the answer is anything other than sex, tell her youre busy maybe later

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:59am

    10.41 I agree with you. The ads on here are ridiculous. like anyone would wear that crap.

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:38pm

    That dude's haircut is goofy as hell, I'd backhand her.

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:57pm

    it seems to me that everyone who hates on twilight hasnt read the books. i was like that too until i read them.

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:14pm

    That's a fugging brilliant idea. After all, it is a living rabid squirrell. I'm sure it has some form of coherent thoughts.

  • 72 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:04pm

    this isn't a case of where someone needs to be killed, rather the person asking to create the twitter page needs to be removed from the gene pool. ASAP.

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:07am

    just threw up in my mouth a little bit

  • 57 66
    Submitted by sum_41 on Mar 13, 10 at 5:03pm

    I hate this generation

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:35pm

    Of course she did!!!! Edward cullens hair is the most perfectest hair in the world...it NEEDS a twiqtter page!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:15am

    Fuck all you assholes who hate on Edward! He is amazing and you are afraid to admit that you liked the movies just as much as everyone else!

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:43am

    -iculed. Damn my post was too long. lol

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:29am

    It's not really he weighting that's good in the books though, well obivousally. But it's, I think, the story line that draws so many girls into the books. I mean, realisticaly, what girl doesn't want that mysterious, hansom, "perfect" man in her life? I have read the books and agree, they are not written priticurally well. But they do, I think, have a good plot and are relatable in the scense that evey girl would sometimes, like to be bella. Just saying. ( and I'm no twihard or anything TRUST me)