she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
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Run away. Fast. Do it now.
Never saw the movies.. Story is to bland and predictable.. Girl finds perfect guy who thinks she's perfect.. Guy "has to" leave so a new guy pops up who also thinks the girl is perfect. Now she has to make a choice between 2 guys.. Poor her.. That's original.. And then she choose the perfect one and everyone lives happily ever after..that is every fuckin chick flick!
Just remember... Big dick... Huge!! Get at me
@1:05 I KNOW! cleolinda rocks, i'm so glad someone's trying to do this!
Enough with this fucking twilight shit! It's getting sooooooo fucking old!!!! I
robert keeps his fan-girl security system in his hair, that's why it's so huge
who the fuck needs HELP creating a twitter page?
Fantasy always sells because rather than accept the faults of a real person, there will always be a market for vapid idiots who want to dream about the perfect man. Unfortunately real men are inherently grumpy, smelly, insensitive creatures who only give long smoldering glares if they're humgover or suffering from piles. Twighlight is just Mills & Boone for tweenies. If you actually want a relationship, accept that the other person is likely to be as imperfect as you are.
Tell her I got a big dick and I want her pussy cause I'll definitely fuck it if ur not gonna.
Read the first book to give it a chance and about once every page I would laugh and read a terribly written sentence aloud to whatever friend was next to me at the time. Sooooo bad. It's like a hormonal seventh grade girl wrote it before she learned more than three kinds of sentence structures
for that. make a page for Jacob's body
it seems to me that everyone who hates on twilight hasnt read the books. i was like that too until i read them.
ask her whats in it for you. if the answer is anything other than sex, tell her youre busy maybe later
@1:29: your opinion of the merit of these books means nothing because you legitimately thought that handsome is spelled "hansom" and that particularly was spelled "priticularly." you obviously don't read enough to even know what a book is.
hes not that attractive
I hate fucking connecticunts
Who wouldn't Edward is so hott
Fuck all you assholes who hate on Edward! He is amazing and you are afraid to admit that you liked the movies just as much as everyone else!
Sperm bank. Make deposit in mouth
THIS IS AMAZING!! at the risk of sounding like a total nerd, this is an inside joke from a livejournal poster who delights in making fun of twilight and, just, yeah... search cleolinda on LJ, she's amazing and you will understand the awesomeness of this text!!
10.41 I agree with you. The ads on here are ridiculous. like anyone would wear that crap.
Of course she did!!!! Edward cullens hair is the most perfectest hair in the world...it NEEDS a twiqtter page!!
this isn't a case of where someone needs to be killed, rather the person asking to create the twitter page needs to be removed from the gene pool. ASAP.
just threw up in my mouth a little bit
That's a fugging brilliant idea. After all, it is a living rabid squirrell. I'm sure it has some form of coherent thoughts.
That dude's haircut is goofy as hell, I'd backhand her.
I hate this generation
It's not really he weighting that's good in the books though, well obivousally. But it's, I think, the story line that draws so many girls into the books. I mean, realisticaly, what girl doesn't want that mysterious, hansom, "perfect" man in her life? I have read the books and agree, they are not written priticurally well. But they do, I think, have a good plot and are relatable in the scense that evey girl would sometimes, like to be bella. Just saying. ( and I'm no twihard or anything TRUST me)
Damn my post was too long. lol