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Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I touched a dick in church today
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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