Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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