Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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