Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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