Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
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Not funny at all, just a supreme jackass move.
And calling your dick the pendulum, seriously? Giving yourself too much credit there aren't ya? You probably have a tiny dick, which manifests itself into assholic moves such as the one in your text.
Hope the chick bore the 2 minute romp with your tiny dick.
maybe he didnt like the guy, and thats why he said it. i know that if there was some douchebag dating a hott girl and i could sleep with her i would, twice. then have him smell my finger
thats fucking funny as hell. hope she was hot
hey 4:27, 2 minutes isnt that bad!
i just laughed when i read this :)
i feel dumber for having read all of this
That was hilarious!
I call my penis the Truth, cuz you cant handle the truth!!!
i feel like this is more likely to be starke/lawtey than jax....
4:27 sounds like you took it hard when you received that text
Wow 4:27 stfu your an ass
Matt your not a loser and the look on Jeff's face when you said that was priceless