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  • 89 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:27am

    Not funny at all, just a supreme jackass move. And calling your dick the pendulum, seriously? Giving yourself too much credit there aren't ya? You probably have a tiny dick, which manifests itself into assholic moves such as the one in your text. Hope the chick bore the 2 minute romp with your tiny dick.

  • 83 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:47am

    maybe he didnt like the guy, and thats why he said it. i know that if there was some douchebag dating a hott girl and i could sleep with her i would, twice. then have him smell my finger

  • 78 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:18am

    I call my penis the Truth, cuz you cant handle the truth!!!

  • 77 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:35pm

    i just laughed when i read this :)

  • 78 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:38pm

    thats fucking funny as hell. hope she was hot

  • 64 48
    Submitted by sdca on Jul 8, 10 at 9:57pm

    That was hilarious!

  • 76 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:17am

    i feel dumber for having read all of this

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:34am

    Jacksonville...of course.

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:04pm

    hey 4:27, 2 minutes isnt that bad!

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Jdbrick on Apr 18, 10 at 12:30pm

    4:27 sounds like you took it hard when you received that text

  • 76 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:43pm

    Matt your not a loser and the look on Jeff's face when you said that was priceless

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:47pm

    i feel like this is more likely to be starke/lawtey than jax....

  • 50 54
    Submitted by griffer2012 on Apr 27, 10 at 11:01pm

    Wow 4:27 stfu your an ass

  • 43 45
    Submitted by maddix3luv on May 9, 10 at 9:47pm

    St.augustinee