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  • Not funny at all, just a supreme jackass move. And calling your dick the pendulum, seriously? Giving yourself too much credit there aren't ya? You probably have a tiny dick, which manifests itself into assholic moves such as the one in your text. Hope the chick bore the 2 minute romp with your tiny dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:27am
  • maybe he didnt like the guy, and thats why he said it. i know that if there was some douchebag dating a hott girl and i could sleep with her i would, twice. then have him smell my finger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:47am
  • thats fucking funny as hell. hope she was hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:38pm
  • hey 4:27, 2 minutes isnt that bad!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:04pm
  • i just laughed when i read this :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:35pm
  • i feel dumber for having read all of this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:17am
  • That was hilarious!

    Submitted by sdca on Jul 8, 10 at 9:57pm
  • I call my penis the Truth, cuz you cant handle the truth!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:18am
  • Jacksonville...of course.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:34am
  • i feel like this is more likely to be starke/lawtey than jax....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:47pm
  • 4:27 sounds like you took it hard when you received that text

    Submitted by Jdbrick on Apr 18, 10 at 12:30pm
  • Wow 4:27 stfu your an ass

    Submitted by griffer2012 on Apr 27, 10 at 11:01pm
  • Matt your not a loser and the look on Jeff's face when you said that was priceless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:43pm
  • St.augustinee

    Submitted by maddix3luv on May 9, 10 at 9:47pm