Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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