TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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