Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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