Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
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my name is mandi, with an i... and i would only be so flattered if this 3 month long dispute about a pathetic text was about me.
you are my best friend :) ily mandi <3
C.U.N.T. = Can't Understand Normal Thinking
Cunt is an absolutely hilarious word when it's not directed at you in seriousness
seriously what is up with the C word? why can't people just say cunt? Cunt is an awesome word.. like telling someone to shut the fuck up you dumb cunt is the greatest thing ever..
3:22, maybe once you actually gain the intelligence to be able to spell you'll realize what a jerk you actually are.
a pussy is warm furry, and cuddly a cunts the bitch that owns it lol
This would be funny...if the texter knew the difference between it's and its.
I would assume the cuntadactyl is a member of the pteranodon species family, making the cuntadactyl a pterosaur, not a dinosaur.
what's the difference between you and a tampon?
nothing, your both stuck up cunts!
i love me some cunt sammiches
I know a cuntadactyl named Mandy too!
it is a lot to text, unless you have an iphone. then its quite simple.
This is stupid and unimaginative. Shame on the OP.
C U Next Tuesday.
the word 'cunt' is funny, for anyone who thinks otherwise.
3:08, whether the word is funny or not, you made yourself sound like a douche by implying that it's not an insult to women. that is kind of the whole point of using it. do you think someone just made that up because it sounded funny?
What exactly is a "real man"? You know, gender stereotypes like that hurt both men and women. Men are allowed to have feelings too, men are allowed to be hurt by whatever they way, they don't have to be limited in their emotions because they have a penis.
cunty mccunterson, the cuntiest cunt in alllllll the cuntries.
I feel as though this TFLN alone represents the 321 because I live here and we have a shitload of them
the c word is too funny, and i know a cuntadactyl named mandy
Also so see lawyer.
*the c word is too funny, and i know a cuntadactyl named mandy*
July 22, 2009 2:49PM
I am a women and I too know one of these- I am almost positive whoever wrote this has to know the same one as she is a MAJOR CUNT! So 2:49 I agree with you.
Whoever this is, you're a brilliant genius and should be working for FOX
sure they can 3:39 but "real" men and women for that matter know the difference between stupid, pointless opinions and "real" world problems. If a person's words or opinions hurt your feelings or offend you, you need to grow the hell up and quit being so sensitive. People now are way too concerned with the stupid bullshit that doesnt really matter.
that's why i go by amanda!
sounds like my miserable cunt of an ex girlfriend
...(continued)...and then I looked up the word CLIT in the dictionary, and there was a picture of Elisabeth Hasselbeck. -Guytano Parks
ooooo tell me! what?!
3:12 you must be a chick or a pussy ass excuse for a dude.
lol there are so many fucking haters on this damn site. this was hilarious!
That txt has some Dedication right there.
3:48, the stupid bullshit is symptomatic of a larger problem, and is therefore just as important.
12:45. WTF is your problem ?
No matter how you look at it, some women are just fucking cunts.
Get over it, its just a word.
I looked up the word CUNT in the dictionary, and there was a picture of ANN COULTER.
3:15, you must be a cunt or a prick of a "dude"
i'm a girl. the c word is hilarious. end of story. if you think its an insult to women, you're too fucking sensitive. shove a super absorbant tampon in your mouth and shut the hell up cuuuunts.
this one is retarded
what's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?
In jolly olde London towne, streets known for their prostitution were often named "Gropecunt," or "Gropeconte," or similar variations.
And that's back in history, when everybody was polite (before the advent of MTV, I think...)
There you have it. Empirical, scientific evidence that "cunt" is not an offensive word, but is in fact a perfectly decent and proper salutation for a fucking whorebitch, like Mandy.
stop being such a pussy. It my job to teach you, it is your job to shut the fuck up and learn
The "c" word is not funny and it seems like this would be an awful lot to text...
words don't hurt real men, they are just words. Women are so fragile, you cant even speak figurativly.
sorry its SUCK MY CHAUVINISTIC BALLSACK
wow, 3:08, way to respect yourself and the women around you.
women should be banned from this site, all they offer are PERIOD PANTIES and TWILIGHT references
boys, whats a word that makes you feel like less of a man or a piece of shit?
lol @ 143
my gfs name is mandy, sounds nothing like her.
I think its random... funny
It must be an epidemic with chicks named Mandy. The one I'm unfortunate enough to know is the biggest effing cunt I have ever met.
I knew a mandy who was a twatasaurus rex.
i was searching for a word that would best describe the female equivelant of a douche bag. i think i found it.
cunts, shut up. Suck my chauvanistic ball sack.
that's awesome. I've seen a few of these.
3:15, you're one classy person. I bet you feel so much better about yourself for disrespecting other people.
suckle on my cuntastic cunt flaps.
this girl in the american apparel ad on here has a mustache? yes?