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  • my name is mandi, with an i... and i would only be so flattered if this 3 month long dispute about a pathetic text was about me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 9:55pm
  • C.U.N.T. = Can't Understand Normal Thinking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:08pm
  • Cunt is an absolutely hilarious word when it's not directed at you in seriousness

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:35pm
  • 3:22, maybe once you actually gain the intelligence to be able to spell you'll realize what a jerk you actually are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:24pm
  • a pussy is warm furry, and cuddly a cunts the bitch that owns it lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:15pm
  • seriously what is up with the C word? why can't people just say cunt? Cunt is an awesome word.. like telling someone to shut the fuck up you dumb cunt is the greatest thing ever..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:51pm
  • This would be funny...if the texter knew the difference between it's and its.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:42pm
  • I would assume the cuntadactyl is a member of the pteranodon species family, making the cuntadactyl a pterosaur, not a dinosaur.

    Submitted by corythosaurus on Feb 12, 10 at 12:22pm
  • i love me some cunt sammiches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:19pm
  • I know a cuntadactyl named Mandy too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:15pm
  • This is stupid and unimaginative. Shame on the OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:45am
  • 2:44 what's the difference between you and a tampon? nothing, your both stuck up cunts! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:50pm
  • it is a lot to text, unless you have an iphone. then its quite simple.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:07pm
  • C U Next Tuesday. the word 'cunt' is funny, for anyone who thinks otherwise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:31pm
  • 3:08, whether the word is funny or not, you made yourself sound like a douche by implying that it's not an insult to women. that is kind of the whole point of using it. do you think someone just made that up because it sounded funny?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:20pm
  • What exactly is a "real man"? You know, gender stereotypes like that hurt both men and women. Men are allowed to have feelings too, men are allowed to be hurt by whatever they way, they don't have to be limited in their emotions because they have a penis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:39pm
  • the c word is too funny, and i know a cuntadactyl named mandy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:49pm
  • I feel as though this TFLN alone represents the 321 because I live here and we have a shitload of them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:18am
  • Also so see lawyer.

    Submitted by anonymose on Aug 6, 10 at 5:29am
  • *the c word is too funny, and i know a cuntadactyl named mandy* July 22, 2009 2:49PM I am a women and I too know one of these- I am almost positive whoever wrote this has to know the same one as she is a MAJOR CUNT! So 2:49 I agree with you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:35am
  • cunty mccunterson, the cuntiest cunt in alllllll the cuntries.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:54pm
  • sure they can 3:39 but "real" men and women for that matter know the difference between stupid, pointless opinions and "real" world problems. If a person's words or opinions hurt your feelings or offend you, you need to grow the hell up and quit being so sensitive. People now are way too concerned with the stupid bullshit that doesnt really matter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:48pm
  • ...(continued)...and then I looked up the word CLIT in the dictionary, and there was a picture of Elisabeth Hasselbeck. -Guytano Parks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:43am
  • ooooo tell me! what?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:15pm
  • sounds like my miserable cunt of an ex girlfriend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:49pm
  • lol there are so many fucking haters on this damn site. this was hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:10pm
  • that's why i go by amanda!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:52pm
  • Whoever this is, you're a brilliant genius and should be working for FOX

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:23pm
  • 3:12 you must be a chick or a pussy ass excuse for a dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:15pm
  • That txt has some Dedication right there.

    Submitted by dudyduty123 on Jun 6, 10 at 1:20am
  • 12:45. WTF is your problem ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:32am
  • No matter how you look at it, some women are just fucking cunts. Get over it, its just a word.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:47am
  • 3:48, the stupid bullshit is symptomatic of a larger problem, and is therefore just as important.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:52pm
  • I looked up the word CUNT in the dictionary, and there was a picture of ANN COULTER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:32am
  • this one is retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:19pm
  • 3:15, you must be a cunt or a prick of a "dude"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:19pm
  • what's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:13pm
  • i'm a girl. the c word is hilarious. end of story. if you think its an insult to women, you're too fucking sensitive. shove a super absorbant tampon in your mouth and shut the hell up cuuuunts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:08pm
  • stop being such a pussy. It my job to teach you, it is your job to shut the fuck up and learn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:52pm
  • The "c" word is not funny and it seems like this would be an awful lot to text...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:44pm
  • In jolly olde London towne, streets known for their prostitution were often named "Gropecunt," or "Gropeconte," or similar variations. And that's back in history, when everybody was polite (before the advent of MTV, I think...) There you have it. Empirical, scientific evidence that "cunt" is not an offensive word, but is in fact a perfectly decent and proper salutation for a fucking whorebitch, like Mandy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:01pm
  • words don't hurt real men, they are just words. Women are so fragile, you cant even speak figurativly. sorry its SUCK MY CHAUVINISTIC BALLSACK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:33pm
  • wow, 3:08, way to respect yourself and the women around you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:12pm
  • women should be banned from this site, all they offer are PERIOD PANTIES and TWILIGHT references

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:10pm
  • boys, whats a word that makes you feel like less of a man or a piece of shit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:24pm
  • lol @ 143 my gfs name is mandy, sounds nothing like her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:02pm
  • I think its random... funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:17pm
  • It must be an epidemic with chicks named Mandy. The one I'm unfortunate enough to know is the biggest effing cunt I have ever met.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:36am
  • I knew a mandy who was a twatasaurus rex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:43pm
  • cunts, shut up. Suck my chauvanistic ball sack.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:22pm
  • i was searching for a word that would best describe the female equivelant of a douche bag. i think i found it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:22pm
  • that's awesome. I've seen a few of these.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:08pm
  • 3:15, you're one classy person. I bet you feel so much better about yourself for disrespecting other people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:22pm
  • suckle on my cuntastic cunt flaps.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:24pm
  • this girl in the american apparel ad on here has a mustache? yes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:05pm