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  • 74 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:08pm

    C.U.N.T. = Can't Understand Normal Thinking

  • 55 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:15pm

    a pussy is warm furry, and cuddly a cunts the bitch that owns it lol

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:07pm

    it is a lot to text, unless you have an iphone. then its quite simple.

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:15pm

    I know a cuntadactyl named Mandy too!

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:24pm

    3:22, maybe once you actually gain the intelligence to be able to spell you'll realize what a jerk you actually are.

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:51pm

    seriously what is up with the C word? why can't people just say cunt? Cunt is an awesome word.. like telling someone to shut the fuck up you dumb cunt is the greatest thing ever..

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:18am

    I feel as though this TFLN alone represents the 321 because I live here and we have a shitload of them

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:19pm

    i love me some cunt sammiches

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:35pm

    Cunt is an absolutely hilarious word when it's not directed at you in seriousness

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 9:55pm

    my name is mandi, with an i... and i would only be so flattered if this 3 month long dispute about a pathetic text was about me.

    • 59 52
      Submitted by sabrina94 on Nov 4, 10 at 2:36am

      you are my best friend :) ily mandi <3

  • 60 79
    Submitted by corythosaurus on Feb 12, 10 at 12:22pm

    I would assume the cuntadactyl is a member of the pteranodon species family, making the cuntadactyl a pterosaur, not a dinosaur.

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:45am

    This is stupid and unimaginative. Shame on the OP.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:48pm

    sure they can 3:39 but "real" men and women for that matter know the difference between stupid, pointless opinions and "real" world problems. If a person's words or opinions hurt your feelings or offend you, you need to grow the hell up and quit being so sensitive. People now are way too concerned with the stupid bullshit that doesnt really matter.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by dudyduty123 on Jun 6, 10 at 1:20am

    That txt has some Dedication right there.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:32am

    12:45. WTF is your problem ?

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:35am

    *the c word is too funny, and i know a cuntadactyl named mandy* July 22, 2009 2:49PM I am a women and I too know one of these- I am almost positive whoever wrote this has to know the same one as she is a MAJOR CUNT! So 2:49 I agree with you.

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:20pm

    3:08, whether the word is funny or not, you made yourself sound like a douche by implying that it's not an insult to women. that is kind of the whole point of using it. do you think someone just made that up because it sounded funny?

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:08pm

    i'm a girl. the c word is hilarious. end of story. if you think its an insult to women, you're too fucking sensitive. shove a super absorbant tampon in your mouth and shut the hell up cuuuunts.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:15pm

    3:12 you must be a chick or a pussy ass excuse for a dude.

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:44pm

    The "c" word is not funny and it seems like this would be an awful lot to text...

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:12pm

    wow, 3:08, way to respect yourself and the women around you.

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:54pm

    cunty mccunterson, the cuntiest cunt in alllllll the cuntries.

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:39pm

    What exactly is a "real man"? You know, gender stereotypes like that hurt both men and women. Men are allowed to have feelings too, men are allowed to be hurt by whatever they way, they don't have to be limited in their emotions because they have a penis.

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:19pm

    this one is retarded

  • 47 63
    Submitted by anonymose on Aug 6, 10 at 5:29am

    Also so see lawyer.

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:02pm

    lol @ 143 my gfs name is mandy, sounds nothing like her.

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:13pm

    what's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:10pm

    women should be banned from this site, all they offer are PERIOD PANTIES and TWILIGHT references

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:42pm

    This would be funny...if the texter knew the difference between it's and its.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:50pm

    2:44 what's the difference between you and a tampon? nothing, your both stuck up cunts! :)

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:19pm

    3:15, you must be a cunt or a prick of a "dude"

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:31pm

    C U Next Tuesday. the word 'cunt' is funny, for anyone who thinks otherwise.

  • 59 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:49pm

    sounds like my miserable cunt of an ex girlfriend

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:49pm

    the c word is too funny, and i know a cuntadactyl named mandy

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:10pm

    lol there are so many fucking haters on this damn site. this was hilarious!

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:01pm

    In jolly olde London towne, streets known for their prostitution were often named "Gropecunt," or "Gropeconte," or similar variations. And that's back in history, when everybody was polite (before the advent of MTV, I think...) There you have it. Empirical, scientific evidence that "cunt" is not an offensive word, but is in fact a perfectly decent and proper salutation for a fucking whorebitch, like Mandy.

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:47am

    No matter how you look at it, some women are just fucking cunts. Get over it, its just a word.

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:52pm

    stop being such a pussy. It my job to teach you, it is your job to shut the fuck up and learn

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:24pm

    boys, whats a word that makes you feel like less of a man or a piece of shit?

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:36am

    It must be an epidemic with chicks named Mandy. The one I'm unfortunate enough to know is the biggest effing cunt I have ever met.

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:32am

    I looked up the word CUNT in the dictionary, and there was a picture of ANN COULTER.

  • 53 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:23pm

    Whoever this is, you're a brilliant genius and should be working for FOX

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:43am

    ...(continued)...and then I looked up the word CLIT in the dictionary, and there was a picture of Elisabeth Hasselbeck. -Guytano Parks

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:33pm

    words don't hurt real men, they are just words. Women are so fragile, you cant even speak figurativly. sorry its SUCK MY CHAUVINISTIC BALLSACK

  • 49 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:17pm

    I think its random... funny

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:22pm

    i was searching for a word that would best describe the female equivelant of a douche bag. i think i found it.

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:52pm

    3:48, the stupid bullshit is symptomatic of a larger problem, and is therefore just as important.

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:15pm

    ooooo tell me! what?!

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:22pm

    cunts, shut up. Suck my chauvanistic ball sack.

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:08pm

    that's awesome. I've seen a few of these.

  • 49 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:52pm

    that's why i go by amanda!

  • 41 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:22pm

    3:15, you're one classy person. I bet you feel so much better about yourself for disrespecting other people.

  • 51 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:05pm

    this girl in the american apparel ad on here has a mustache? yes?

  • 41 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:43pm

    I knew a mandy who was a twatasaurus rex.

  • 32 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:24pm

    suckle on my cuntastic cunt flaps.