Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
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I also want to cast a vote for being sick as fuck of "OMG I fucked without thinking again, plan B blah blah blah". I'm all for casual fucking, but AIDS was invented for twats like this.
atl is att's headquarters, of course they have iphones.
Fuck your unknown error!!!
this text is as lame as dumbass sluts who don't know how to buy condoms
hey, 2:37, are you by chance the person texting my husband that you want to gobble his sack?
Why isn't my text on the site?
It either wasn't funny, original or believable. You might disagree with us. Sorry. Also, we will never post a text that promotes hate, discrimination or prejudice.
2:29- is that actually what the site says? Because if it is, it's bullshit. They post unfunny, unoriginal, unbelievable texts that promote hate, discrimination, and prejudice all the time!
enough with the plan b already... i never knew it was so widely used and i never wanted to. how about "thinking" before you fuck? crazy concept, i know.
3:04, no, sorry. That would be one of your hubby's hot black girlfriends that he keeps on the side because he can't stand the thought of fucking your fat ass.
wasn't this exact same one post like a week ago?
just take birth control. better yet you should use condoms and not get diseased
This was fake and copied off of the iPhone pregnancy test app one. Fail.
2:12 obviously never gets laid.
4:38 stop reading them then.......
Exactly the sameas the pregnancy test app on the iphone text a few days before this one except that one was slightly more plausible - you can piss on an iphone but you can't swallow one. FAKE.
I came all over my Iphone. Should I pust some Plan B in it?
New high or new low i'm a huge whore and just took plan B.....again....only in __________ (name a city) i drank 18 beer, 3 vodka shots and 4 martinis last night then did the walk of shame.......do they make an app for that???
OMG I am sooooo sick of these texts!!
2:37 thats in the FAQs its a direct quote from the website
is it possible to get an iphone pregnant?
I have submitted way funnier ones than this!
3:28 just became my hero :)
Plan C is the way to go!
Plan Coat Hanger
I would like to point out that cock gobbler and cunt muffin are now two of my favorite sayings. At least something good came from this shitty text.
Ha I'd download it in a heartbeat
Plan B, walk of shame, smells like ___ and ___, new low in life, fat chicks. Wow, great text.
why would anyone use condoms...that's retarded
Hey 2:29, fuck you right up the ass dry, you cock gobbler.
I can't even count how many times I've seen this text.
^agreed. if you fuck without thinking you deserve the std's and ruined life. apparently dumb bitches like the op get bail outs too.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA PLAN B JOKES
SO FUNNY. OMG
hahahaha is this Kim?
so does the words "plan b" and "iphone app" guarantee to be posted on here. I'm sick of both of them
3:31, Atlanta is not in Alabama, you fucking dummy.
ZING! 3:28 just told you
Plan B jokes are my favorite!!! (the preceding was recorded in a Robot Voice)
I didn't know people in Alabama could get Iphones. I figured they were still stuck using CB's.
Yeah, you take a picture of Plan B, then you swallow the iphone. Not like they're expensive or whatever. Totally works.
2:06 - i highly doubt it