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  • I also want to cast a vote for being sick as fuck of "OMG I fucked without thinking again, plan B blah blah blah". I'm all for casual fucking, but AIDS was invented for twats like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:29pm
  • atl is att's headquarters, of course they have iphones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:31pm
  • Fuck your unknown error!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:27pm
  • this text is as lame as dumbass sluts who don't know how to buy condoms

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:21pm
  • hey, 2:37, are you by chance the person texting my husband that you want to gobble his sack?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:04pm
  • Why isn't my text on the site? It either wasn't funny, original or believable. You might disagree with us. Sorry. Also, we will never post a text that promotes hate, discrimination or prejudice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:29pm
  • 2:29- is that actually what the site says? Because if it is, it's bullshit. They post unfunny, unoriginal, unbelievable texts that promote hate, discrimination, and prejudice all the time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:33pm
  • enough with the plan b already... i never knew it was so widely used and i never wanted to. how about "thinking" before you fuck? crazy concept, i know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:12pm
  • 3:04, no, sorry. That would be one of your hubby's hot black girlfriends that he keeps on the side because he can't stand the thought of fucking your fat ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:28pm
  • wasn't this exact same one post like a week ago?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:26pm
  • just take birth control. better yet you should use condoms and not get diseased

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:22pm
  • This was fake and copied off of the iPhone pregnancy test app one. Fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:09pm
  • 2:12 obviously never gets laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:03pm
  • 4:38 stop reading them then.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:16pm
  • Exactly the sameas the pregnancy test app on the iphone text a few days before this one except that one was slightly more plausible - you can piss on an iphone but you can't swallow one. FAKE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:22pm
  • I came all over my Iphone. Should I pust some Plan B in it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:14pm
  • New high or new low i'm a huge whore and just took plan B.....again....only in __________ (name a city) i drank 18 beer, 3 vodka shots and 4 martinis last night then did the walk of shame.......do they make an app for that??? OMG I am sooooo sick of these texts!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:38pm
  • 2:37 thats in the FAQs its a direct quote from the website

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:46pm
  • is it possible to get an iphone pregnant?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:41pm
  • I have submitted way funnier ones than this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:06pm
  • 3:28 just became my hero :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Plan C is the way to go! Plan Coat Hanger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:14pm
  • I would like to point out that cock gobbler and cunt muffin are now two of my favorite sayings. At least something good came from this shitty text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:58pm
  • Ha I'd download it in a heartbeat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:23pm
  • Plan B, walk of shame, smells like ___ and ___, new low in life, fat chicks. Wow, great text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:44pm
  • why would anyone use condoms...that's retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:29pm
  • Hey 2:29, fuck you right up the ass dry, you cock gobbler.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:37pm
  • I can't even count how many times I've seen this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:30pm
  • ^agreed. if you fuck without thinking you deserve the std's and ruined life. apparently dumb bitches like the op get bail outs too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:32pm
  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA PLAN B JOKES SO FUNNY. OMG

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:13pm
  • hahahaha is this Kim?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 4:51pm
  • so does the words "plan b" and "iphone app" guarantee to be posted on here. I'm sick of both of them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:10pm
  • 3:31, Atlanta is not in Alabama, you fucking dummy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:42pm
  • ZING! 3:28 just told you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:29pm
  • Plan B jokes are my favorite!!! (the preceding was recorded in a Robot Voice)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:05pm
  • I didn't know people in Alabama could get Iphones. I figured they were still stuck using CB's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:10pm
  • Yeah, you take a picture of Plan B, then you swallow the iphone. Not like they're expensive or whatever. Totally works.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:25pm
  • 2:06 - i highly doubt it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:13pm