he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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