I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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Cartman: [clears his throat] Thank you. My report today is on breast cancer awareness. [Wendy lifts her head up in surprise] I do not believe enough is being done, and, like the victims of breast cancer, there's something I'd like to get off my chest. [stifles a laugh] We all must fight, and hopefully one day, titty cancer will be a distant mammary. [stifles a laugh again]
Shouldn't it be let small children devour them?
How big are your boobs?!
Now I'm picturing a scene from Woody Allen's "Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex". "It's a giant tit!"