I'm really into asian looking animals
she smelled like a LAN party
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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