I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It's blow job season.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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