He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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