google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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