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I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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