Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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