I puked a lego.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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