Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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i just like thinkng about how many guys are going to try this out tonight
How is that even fucking possible?
Only the first few inches of the vagina have feeling. Beyond that, you want width, not length.
3:50 i was wondering the same thing.....my husband has a nice size penis it cant bend backwards after it gets hard....soooo i call bullshit on this
No one gives a fuck 5:49
You're just mad because yours is small.
Every girl alive wants a big dick.
Just because someone wants a guy with a big dick they are a slut?
Obviously they were kidding. There's no phone number or name up there is there?
What the hell? Does everyone here have a small dick?
I do this all the time!
pardone me 5:55. i didnt know you were the spokesman for everyone. i'll make sure to consult you later on death panels as well.
this is a repeat except that time it was "someone's butt cheeks". It wasn't funny the 1st time and isn't any funnier the 2nd time. This is just some dumb fuck trying to be cute
351 read my mind (; haha
and 4:06 is just some dumb fuck trying to be smart. you arent as convincing when you repeat something that somebody already mentioned. thus you are a hypocrite.
this guys an idiot copying something from textsfromlastnight, and making it even stupider.
wow 3:51 way to put yourself out there
No, broadcasting on TFLN about how you want a big dick is slutty.
What the fuck this was posted like two weeks ago.
Yeah... U can't rub ur own dick in ur own ass checks
typical for charlotte county
1:11, this is Sarasota county, possibly Manatee, you dumb fuck.
Then you know what it's like to want a big dick instead of your boy's tiny one.
No, it means you can bend spacetime continuum, and as such you probably are trandescent being, so labels such as sexual orientation do not concern you.
Also - you're a copypasta.
Instead of trying to break your black cherry you should just admit your gayness and blow yourself. I call BS.
HEYY 12:07!!! WHY THE CAPS?!?!?!
SO YOU'RE HOTDOGGIN' YOUR OWN ASS??!???!!!!
DID SOMEONE TELL YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF??!!!>!!
i-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-e-n-t i-n-v-e-n-t-i-o-n. look at up. maybe fake, maybe not. just because some people spend all day on TFLN doesnt mean everybody does.
haha. i think 4:06 gave himself a thumbs up and 4:20 a thumbs down (it was 1 up 1 down then i gave 4:06 a thumbs down)
Nope. I can be done. Done it. Fun. LOL
Sounds like your dick is pretty big. Shouldn't have a hard time getting laid. Call me (;
that's hilarious but soooo awkward
you need to get laid fast
Yes, I am, and I'd highly appreciate that, thank you.
U must be really flexiable
imma say thaat this guy does need to get laid
and there are plenty of hoes out there that will f*ck
anything that moves.
you just gotta find one! lol
Who said I had a penis?
yup... this is def bulllllllllllllllll
That's kinda sad... I fucked my ex and he has a chode...You should be able to get laid...
why dont u just wank?
Don't bitch at 2:35...people hit on female OPs all the time and no one says anything.
12:18, it includes Charlotte County, too, you dumbshit.
i didn't realize this was possible
Yeh, I gotta call bullshit on this. Sounds like he just wanted to see some girls on here gawk over how impossibly big his dick would have to be in order to do that.
Also, boobs and buttcheeks feel nothing alike.
i dont know. i was with a guy whose semi was pretty damn big and still flexible.
Come give me a blowjay 4:03
REPEAT FROM LAST WEEK
9:13 i noticed that too...lame ass copy cats on our hands
yeah, that's a boy in sarasota for you.
4:01 - That was a general "you", not you in particular.