Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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