Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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