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  • Have fun not tripping.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:14pm
  • Absinthe isn't a hallucinogen, putz.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:59pm
    • i don't really understand why people on this site feel the need to insult people or call texts fake. why can't you just understand that this is a comedic website and if it isn't funny... don't read it.

      Submitted by TEXAS_REBEL_YELL on Sep 23, 10 at 5:54pm
  • Only stuff that will make you trip was made 100's of years ago...there are still bottles of it around....but youll never get your hands on it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Actually, 6:36, even real absinthe won't make you trip. Thujone is not a hallucinogen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:01pm
  • 12:24 go kill yourself!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:28am
  • It the wormwood in absinthe that make you trip

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 4:02am
  • I smoked some wormwood and it made me trip a lil bit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:18am
  • well if you have legit absinthe, you will trip. the stuff sold in america is only legal because the hallucinogen has been removed. you wont get shit from that kit you bought, but if you leave the US and get some, you will have quite an experience.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:36pm
  • I'd rather jam a fence post in your asshole, personally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:45pm
  • I'm calling a total bullshit on this. You can't "brew"absinthe. It is a distilled spirit, usually upwards of 60% alcohol. It would be dangerous and illegal for a home user to attempt to distill spirits. If such a kit exists, the end result will be weak at best if it is just "brewed, and nowhere "close to absinthe. You'll end up with a nasty tasting drink that is 10-15% alcohol at the very best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:52am
  • Absinthe doesn't do shit you retard ... It's a myth and hollywood has over exagerated it's effects fir years. It does however give you a different type of buZz from the worm wood that it is brewed with... The chemical in the worm wood is what gives it it's effect. And there's not enough in the bottle of absinthe to cause a trip or anything of that nature. Even the bottles with more percentage of the chemical does not cause a trip and you would more likely die of alcohol poisoning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:18am
  • It used to contain psychoactive chemicals but now the laws passed have made true absinthe illegal... So it's just green booze.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:12pm
  • 704 its nassau, hick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:59pm
  • It is the laudenum that they used to mix with it that would make you hallucinate. Good luck getting a hold of that stuff. Sugar water, or louche, is just for taste. Wormwood is just bitter poison. The reason it has a lower wormwood content in the US is because wormwood will kill you if you ingest enough of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:11am
  • I want one! Where'd you purchase it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:50am
  • Absinthe won't make you trip. Wormwood = thujone = gaba agitator = clear headed drunk laudenum is opium and that won;t make you trip either Fucking drive your asses up to Canada and sample some, we're not retards so we don't illegalize shit for no reason. marijuana aside.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 6:49pm
  • Unfortunately it doesn't make you trip

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:46pm
  • You take absinthe with a mixture of other thigs to get the tripping affect. It's something like melted sugar and cold water (not quite sure but it's something like that). That's prob what the brewing kit is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:30pm
  • Absinthe doesn't make you trip, and you'll probably just poison yourself trying to brew it. I'd rather eat black liqourice and gasoline, personally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Absinthe by itself won't make u trip dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:14pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:30pm
  • it doesn't make you trip, even if you get it outside the US. I had it at a hole in the wall bar in Barcelona that brews its own real absinthe, and used to serve Ernest Hemingway and Gaudi, and it gives you a sorta weird clear headed drunk. Still cool, but not a trip in any way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:14pm
  • In Soviet Russia, Absithe is your Father.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:32am
  • 11:30, the sugar & water don't make you trip. All it does is make it not taste like dogshit, douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:22am
  • do you still let him shove his cock up your ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:23pm
  • youre retarted go 412!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:20pm