He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
