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  • 79 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:40am

    I don't understand. If eating asshole doesn't bother you how big of a deal is a little piece of tissue?

  • 62 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:57am

    @ 12:19 FUCK YOU DOUCHEBAG

  • 54 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:21pm

    hahahahah omg how hard is it to take a bath before you mess around?

  • 55 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:01am

    when guys have that cheese, its vomit inducing.

  • 55 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:32pm

    Thank what you get for trying to lick her ass. That's disgusting

  • 57 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:54pm

    Seems like these sorts of things might be part of the price of rim job admission. And I don't care if you use baby wipes or a bidet or take a bath, unless you give your partner a Clorox enema* before tossing his/her salad, you're dining at the Infectious Diseases Backdoor Cafe. Hooray for E. coli!!! *this is not advisable

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:02pm

    fuck me sideways if i have to read the phrase "man up" one more time. WTF. asshole licking is for dogs and cats.

  • 51 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:43pm

    you never go ass to mouth

  • 60 57
    Submitted by nuggynumbaone on Jul 30, 10 at 3:28am

    That's just fucking gross either way you look at it...

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:12pm

    um, i don't really understand why you'd want to eat butt or get your butt eaten...is that just me? it seems like it could only be a turn off if something was nasty or smelly. i'd rather eat vagina anyway. not like either of us is going to cum from this butt licking you all speak of...i'm not prude, but this just seems gross to me

  • 53 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:05am

    i don't get all the rimjob/asshole references... don't girls wipe front to back anyway? or am i doing something wrong?? and how can one toss a butthole? :P

  • 50 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:26am

    Yea, 1:37 Its easy, just peel back the cheese coating of your dick and scrape the first layer, wash and repeat.

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:04am

    I believe that it is called a Dingleberry on The Eye that Never Sleeps

  • 49 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:26am

    that little dangler is called a DINGLEBERRY!

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:37am

    @12:57 Wash and shave your messy asshole, dirty jizz trap. better yet, use your bloody wire hanger and stab yourself in the eyes.

  • 51 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:46am

    6:40 - shut the fuck up with the iphone shit. its getting old.

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:14am

    11:27. i'm a girl and i say that in general; man up. most of the time its not an issue, as most people take care of themselves. but in those rare circumstances where you run into a little of this and a little of that, fucking man up and dont be a bitch. plenty of women have to take it for the team as well. seriously.

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:27pm

    good call 11:14. For real though, that's fucking nasty. I know you girl-nazi's are going to yell "meh, everyone shits!" and that's ok. Everyone does, in fact, shit. However, it's no excuse to be running around with a little extra sticking between your buttcheeks. I don't mind doing a little of this and a little of that, but not if you've got mud flakes hanging out down there. Know what I'm sayin?

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:24am

    I can't tell if people are serious about manning up when giving/receiving rim jobs...that seriously the nastiest shit ever. Grab a bottle of lube if you are about to push someones shit in...there is no need to smell or taste human shit.

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:52pm

    Haha, gross. I'm a girl and I didn't know girls even had hairy assholes. Mine isn't hairy...

  • 41 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:40pm

    554... There's an app for that....

  • 45 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:14pm

    seriously, plow forward MAN UP YOU PUSSY

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:55am

    12:42 OMG Fumunda Cheese!!!! You are so right. Why guys think they are so innocent of all things gross is beyond me. Fucking wash under those balls. Nasty.

  • 44 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:38pm

    Um, both 3:32s, that's not what "ass to mouth" means.

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:14pm

    Completey gross, however it's fucking cracking me up LMFAO! Also seriously move it and go for it you are licking an asshole for crying out loud, toilet paper is a step up.

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:56pm

    Best thread ever!!!!!!

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:21pm

    11:06 hahahahahahahahaha

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:55am

    If a chick likes this sort of thing, she needs to go Brazillian and bathe right beforehand as a courtesy. If it's the guy wanting to do it for the girl, then it's the guy's problem if he runs into dark territory.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:38pm

    Hahahaha, that is vile!!!

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:41am

    10:40 cause then a recent shit took place.

  • 41 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:11pm

    Everyone needs to chill and not judge other people's sexual choices. If he likes to lick ass, he likes to lick ass. End of story. She may not have been expecting it so maybe she didn't think to prepare. Shit happens...no pun intended.

  • 38 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:41pm

    5:12 nah, just use wipes

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:51pm

    Yea, I don't need a girl to goias drastic as a brazilian. That's a little much. Just excuse yourself if you need to freshen up...but my girlfriend uses baby wipes and it really does make all the difference.

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:48pm

    Picked a clean one I see.

  • 41 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:01pm

    meh...it happens, pluck and move on. EVERYONE KNOWS WHT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:24pm

    No one likes hair in their food. Nothing wrong with a little tossed salad. Warms her up for anal later.

  • 41 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:16pm

    the fact that u'd lick it, is disgusting.

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:52pm

    3:32 did you type that from your iphone? It shows.

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:33pm

    every girl that says they don't have hair on their ass, die please.

    • 52 52
      Submitted by RwarKittyMeow on Apr 15, 10 at 10:20pm

      true. its a natural place that hair grows... just like armpits and vag. der

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:12pm

    Thank you for making me throw up the rest of my hangover. P.S. bitches, use baby wipes after you shit! It keeps the asshole clean for tongue fucking!

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:56am

    I love the leather cheerio

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:58pm

    3:56 - No, I"m not. Why would I bother lying on an anonymous site? I could send you a picture of my asshole if I really thought I had something to prove to you, but I don't.

  • 36 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:29pm

    lol @ 7:47 chris rock is the shit

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:51pm

    5:54 You must be prudish. A little pink star never hurt anyone...

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:19am

    2:49...you're a bore. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:58pm

    I would never let anyone give me a rim job if I had recently taken a shit and not showered. I love giving and recieving, but not if there is actual shit down there!

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:46am

    oh jungle dick...where did you go? you're just too easy.

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:50am

    it's called "clitty litter"

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:04pm

    Get over it...just remove it and start tossing. If ur gonna go there and you enjoy it just deal with it.

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:40am

    LMAO. Stay classy, San Diego!

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:43am

    I know who you are...and who the girl was lol

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:04pm

    seriously...chill, you prude.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:05pm

    K first off, I'm a lesbian so I've seen my fair share of pussy, and I can honestly say I have seen one or two assholes that haven't been hairy. But I can also honeslty say I've never seen one so hairy that toilet paper gets stuck in there, so that's pretty hilarious to me! I can also say that it is possible for women to shave the area near their assholes (I've never done it, but I've been with women who have) but most people dont' care either way.

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:59pm

    Whats "tossing a sallaf"

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:19pm

    i use wipes for all my bathroom needs.

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:55am

    I'ma female and I didn't know any females had hairy asses! WTF!

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:38am

    12:37 ignore him, he's never seen a woman naked.

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:13pm

    Come on, San Diego! Fuck...

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:10pm

    to the lesbian who said she's seen her fair share of vaginas - how would you say the majority of lesbians you've been with keep it down there? dumb question (or rather just anonymous curiosity) from a straight man

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:20am

    1:37 Scrub your fumunda cheese, jungle dick!!!!

  • 30 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:51pm

    312 - Go fuck yourself. As if your asshole is clean.

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:42am

    12:37....hahaha, hilarious. what a douche 12:19 is. i agree though. most of the time its not an issue and we both, men and women, have had to "take one" for the team. yea, man up. deal with it. we have with all your fucking FUMUNDA CHEESE, so you go fuck yourself you fucking twat.

  • 44 74
    Submitted by sandyballs on Jun 3, 10 at 6:56pm

    First.

  • 30 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:27am

    haha, man up. it gets all the douches worked up like sweaty fat men.

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:56pm

    What is this prison?

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:59pm

    WTF I'm a girl n my ass isn't hairy either? Maybe ur all just dating hairy nasty girls.

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:20am

    2:49- but would you lick her tp clinger beforehand? need to know basis.

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:21pm

    Yet another reason for the Brazilian.

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:46pm

    3:51pm, actually my asshole is clean because I use baby wipes after shitting. It's not so unheard of. Skank pig. Also, the fact that the US is so scared of the bidet is ridiculous. Think about it, if you got shit on your face would you just wipe it off with a dry tissue or wash it off with water? Go fuck youself.

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:32pm

    it's ok to go ass to mouth...sometimes.

  • 29 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:00am

    best thread everrrrrrrrr hahahhahhahahahhaha

  • 33 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 11 at 7:56am

    Atleast you know she wipes (Y)

  • 28 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:43am

    for the record, lots of girls have ass hair. it doesn't mean they're skanks, just that they need a little extra maintenance in that area.

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:37am

    12:19 i had an abortion with a wire hanger. whats your point, CUNT?

  • 37 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:15pm

    And shave that shit. Hair down there is fucking gross.

  • 40 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:00pm

    Ok you prudes, I'm a girl and I love rimjobs. If you're a guy and worried about when her last shit was then take her in the shower before you fuck her. Problem solved. Grow up an move on, just shows your inexperience.

  • 45 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:00pm

    You lick it off put in a little ball and spit it at her

  • 39 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:41pm

    that would be called Clittylitter

  • 27 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:01pm

    Rim jobs feel so good, dont knock it until you try it

  • 27 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:47pm

    c'mon the brown eye needs love too! The one thing about eating ass is that you know ur eating ass!!

  • 25 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:19am

    @12:14 Man up? Since when did being a man entail licking poo? You sure as hell wouldn't do it so shut up you stupid cunt. Also, do me a favor and go fuck yourself. It's people like you that make me wish wire hangers were the standard for abortion.