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  • I don't understand. If eating asshole doesn't bother you how big of a deal is a little piece of tissue?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:40am
  • I believe that it is called a Dingleberry on The Eye that Never Sleeps

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:04am
  • @ 12:19 FUCK YOU DOUCHEBAG

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:57am
  • Haha, gross. I'm a girl and I didn't know girls even had hairy assholes. Mine isn't hairy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:52pm
  • hahahahah omg how hard is it to take a bath before you mess around?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:21pm
  • you never go ass to mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Yea, 1:37 Its easy, just peel back the cheese coating of your dick and scrape the first layer, wash and repeat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:26am
  • Thank you for making me throw up the rest of my hangover. P.S. bitches, use baby wipes after you shit! It keeps the asshole clean for tongue fucking!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:12pm
  • that little dangler is called a DINGLEBERRY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:26am
  • i don't get all the rimjob/asshole references... don't girls wipe front to back anyway? or am i doing something wrong?? and how can one toss a butthole? :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:05am
  • 6:40 - shut the fuck up with the iphone shit. its getting old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:46am
  • Um, both 3:32s, that's not what "ass to mouth" means.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:38pm
  • I can't tell if people are serious about manning up when giving/receiving rim jobs...that seriously the nastiest shit ever. Grab a bottle of lube if you are about to push someones shit in...there is no need to smell or taste human shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:24am
  • good call 11:14. For real though, that's fucking nasty. I know you girl-nazi's are going to yell "meh, everyone shits!" and that's ok. Everyone does, in fact, shit. However, it's no excuse to be running around with a little extra sticking between your buttcheeks. I don't mind doing a little of this and a little of that, but not if you've got mud flakes hanging out down there. Know what I'm sayin?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:27pm
  • 554... There's an app for that....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:40pm
  • Thank what you get for trying to lick her ass. That's disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:32pm
  • 3:32 did you type that from your iphone? It shows.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:52pm
  • 11:06 hahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:21pm
  • fuck me sideways if i have to read the phrase "man up" one more time. WTF. asshole licking is for dogs and cats.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:02pm
  • Hahahaha, that is vile!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:38pm
  • @12:57 Wash and shave your messy asshole, dirty jizz trap. better yet, use your bloody wire hanger and stab yourself in the eyes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:37am
  • when guys have that cheese, its vomit inducing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:01am
  • 5:12 nah, just use wipes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:41pm
  • Get over it...just remove it and start tossing. If ur gonna go there and you enjoy it just deal with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:04pm
  • No one likes hair in their food. Nothing wrong with a little tossed salad. Warms her up for anal later.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:24pm
  • Everyone needs to chill and not judge other people's sexual choices. If he likes to lick ass, he likes to lick ass. End of story. She may not have been expecting it so maybe she didn't think to prepare. Shit happens...no pun intended.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:11pm
  • Yea, I don't need a girl to goias drastic as a brazilian. That's a little much. Just excuse yourself if you need to freshen up...but my girlfriend uses baby wipes and it really does make all the difference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:51pm
  • Whats "tossing a sallaf"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:59pm
  • I love the leather cheerio

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:56am
  • it's called "clitty litter"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:50am
  • Seems like these sorts of things might be part of the price of rim job admission. And I don't care if you use baby wipes or a bidet or take a bath, unless you give your partner a Clorox enema* before tossing his/her salad, you're dining at the Infectious Diseases Backdoor Cafe. Hooray for E. coli!!! *this is not advisable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:54pm
  • If a chick likes this sort of thing, she needs to go Brazillian and bathe right beforehand as a courtesy. If it's the guy wanting to do it for the girl, then it's the guy's problem if he runs into dark territory.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:55am
  • 3:56 - No, I"m not. Why would I bother lying on an anonymous site? I could send you a picture of my asshole if I really thought I had something to prove to you, but I don't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:58pm
  • um, i don't really understand why you'd want to eat butt or get your butt eaten...is that just me? it seems like it could only be a turn off if something was nasty or smelly. i'd rather eat vagina anyway. not like either of us is going to cum from this butt licking you all speak of...i'm not prude, but this just seems gross to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:12pm
  • I'ma female and I didn't know any females had hairy asses! WTF!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:55am
  • I know who you are...and who the girl was lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:43am
  • 12:37....hahaha, hilarious. what a douche 12:19 is. i agree though. most of the time its not an issue and we both, men and women, have had to "take one" for the team. yea, man up. deal with it. we have with all your fucking FUMUNDA CHEESE, so you go fuck yourself you fucking twat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:42am
  • 1:37 Scrub your fumunda cheese, jungle dick!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:20am
  • meh...it happens, pluck and move on. EVERYONE KNOWS WHT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Picked a clean one I see.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:48pm
  • WTF I'm a girl n my ass isn't hairy either? Maybe ur all just dating hairy nasty girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:59pm
  • Yet another reason for the Brazilian.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:21pm
  • That's just fucking gross either way you look at it...

    Submitted by nuggynumbaone on Jul 30, 10 at 3:28am
  • the fact that u'd lick it, is disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:16pm
  • What is this prison?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:56pm
  • Best thread ever!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:56pm
  • 12:42 OMG Fumunda Cheese!!!! You are so right. Why guys think they are so innocent of all things gross is beyond me. Fucking wash under those balls. Nasty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:55am
  • for the record, lots of girls have ass hair. it doesn't mean they're skanks, just that they need a little extra maintenance in that area.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:43am
  • 11:27. i'm a girl and i say that in general; man up. most of the time its not an issue, as most people take care of themselves. but in those rare circumstances where you run into a little of this and a little of that, fucking man up and dont be a bitch. plenty of women have to take it for the team as well. seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:14am
  • I would never let anyone give me a rim job if I had recently taken a shit and not showered. I love giving and recieving, but not if there is actual shit down there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:58pm
  • Completey gross, however it's fucking cracking me up LMFAO! Also seriously move it and go for it you are licking an asshole for crying out loud, toilet paper is a step up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:14pm
  • to the lesbian who said she's seen her fair share of vaginas - how would you say the majority of lesbians you've been with keep it down there? dumb question (or rather just anonymous curiosity) from a straight man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:10pm
  • it's ok to go ass to mouth...sometimes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:32pm
  • seriously, plow forward MAN UP YOU PUSSY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:14pm
  • Rim jobs feel so good, dont knock it until you try it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:01pm
  • i use wipes for all my bathroom needs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:19pm
  • Come on, San Diego! Fuck...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:13pm
  • haha, man up. it gets all the douches worked up like sweaty fat men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:27am
  • 10:40 cause then a recent shit took place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:41am
  • 12:37 ignore him, he's never seen a woman naked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:38am
  • every girl that says they don't have hair on their ass, die please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:33pm
    • true. its a natural place that hair grows... just like armpits and vag. der

      Submitted by RwarKittyMeow on Apr 15, 10 at 10:20pm
  • lol @ 7:47 chris rock is the shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:29pm
  • 3:51pm, actually my asshole is clean because I use baby wipes after shitting. It's not so unheard of. Skank pig. Also, the fact that the US is so scared of the bidet is ridiculous. Think about it, if you got shit on your face would you just wipe it off with a dry tissue or wash it off with water? Go fuck youself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:46pm
  • And shave that shit. Hair down there is fucking gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:15pm
  • oh jungle dick...where did you go? you're just too easy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:46am
  • Atleast you know she wipes (Y)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 11 at 7:56am
  • LMAO. Stay classy, San Diego!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:40am
  • 2:49...you're a bore. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:19am
  • best thread everrrrrrrrr hahahhahhahahahhaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:00am
  • seriously...chill, you prude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:04pm
  • @12:14 Man up? Since when did being a man entail licking poo? You sure as hell wouldn't do it so shut up you stupid cunt. Also, do me a favor and go fuck yourself. It's people like you that make me wish wire hangers were the standard for abortion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:19am
  • Ok you prudes, I'm a girl and I love rimjobs. If you're a guy and worried about when her last shit was then take her in the shower before you fuck her. Problem solved. Grow up an move on, just shows your inexperience.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:00pm
  • You lick it off put in a little ball and spit it at her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:00pm
  • 5:54 You must be prudish. A little pink star never hurt anyone...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:51pm
  • 2:49- but would you lick her tp clinger beforehand? need to know basis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:20am
  • c'mon the brown eye needs love too! The one thing about eating ass is that you know ur eating ass!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:47pm
  • K first off, I'm a lesbian so I've seen my fair share of pussy, and I can honestly say I have seen one or two assholes that haven't been hairy. But I can also honeslty say I've never seen one so hairy that toilet paper gets stuck in there, so that's pretty hilarious to me! I can also say that it is possible for women to shave the area near their assholes (I've never done it, but I've been with women who have) but most people dont' care either way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:05pm
  • 312 - Go fuck yourself. As if your asshole is clean.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:51pm
  • First.

    Submitted by sandyballs on Jun 3, 10 at 6:56pm
  • that would be called Clittylitter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:41pm
  • 12:19 i had an abortion with a wire hanger. whats your point, CUNT?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:37am