i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
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I don't understand. If eating asshole doesn't bother you how big of a deal is a little piece of tissue?
I believe that it is called a Dingleberry on The Eye that Never Sleeps
FUCK YOU DOUCHEBAG
Haha, gross. I'm a girl and I didn't know girls even had hairy assholes. Mine isn't hairy...
hahahahah omg how hard is it to take a bath before you mess around?
you never go ass to mouth
Its easy, just peel back the cheese coating of your dick and scrape the first layer, wash and repeat.
Thank you for making me throw up the rest of my hangover.
P.S. bitches, use baby wipes after you shit! It keeps the asshole clean for tongue fucking!
that little dangler is called a DINGLEBERRY!
i don't get all the rimjob/asshole references... don't girls wipe front to back anyway? or am i doing something wrong?? and how can one toss a butthole? :P
6:40 - shut the fuck up with the iphone shit. its getting old.
Um, both 3:32s, that's not what "ass to mouth" means.
I can't tell if people are serious about manning up when giving/receiving rim jobs...that seriously the nastiest shit ever. Grab a bottle of lube if you are about to push someones shit in...there is no need to smell or taste human shit.
good call 11:14.
For real though, that's fucking nasty. I know you girl-nazi's are going to yell "meh, everyone shits!" and that's ok. Everyone does, in fact, shit. However, it's no excuse to be running around with a little extra sticking between your buttcheeks. I don't mind doing a little of this and a little of that, but not if you've got mud flakes hanging out down there. Know what I'm sayin?
mud flakes LOL
554... There's an app for that....
Thank what you get for trying to lick her ass. That's disgusting
3:32 did you type that from your iphone? It shows.
fuck me sideways if i have to read the phrase "man up" one more time. WTF. asshole licking is for dogs and cats.
Hahahaha, that is vile!!!
Wash and shave your messy asshole, dirty jizz trap. better yet, use your bloody wire hanger and stab yourself in the eyes.
when guys have that cheese, its vomit inducing.
nah, just use wipes
Get over it...just remove it and start tossing. If ur gonna go there and you enjoy it just deal with it.
No one likes hair in their food.
Nothing wrong with a little tossed salad. Warms her up for anal later.
Everyone needs to chill and not judge other people's sexual choices. If he likes to lick ass, he likes to lick ass. End of story. She may not have been expecting it so maybe she didn't think to prepare. Shit happens...no pun intended.
Yea, I don't need a girl to goias drastic as a brazilian. That's a little much.
Just excuse yourself if you need to freshen up...but my girlfriend uses baby wipes and it really does make all the difference.
Whats "tossing a sallaf"
I love the leather cheerio
it's called "clitty litter"
Seems like these sorts of things might be part of the price of rim job admission.
And I don't care if you use baby wipes or a bidet or take a bath, unless you give your partner a Clorox enema* before tossing his/her salad, you're dining at the Infectious Diseases Backdoor Cafe. Hooray for E. coli!!!
*this is not advisable
If a chick likes this sort of thing, she needs to go Brazillian and bathe right beforehand as a courtesy.
If it's the guy wanting to do it for the girl, then it's the guy's problem if he runs into dark territory.
3:56 - No, I"m not. Why would I bother lying on an anonymous site? I could send you a picture of my asshole if I really thought I had something to prove to you, but I don't.
um, i don't really understand why you'd want to eat butt or get your butt eaten...is that just me? it seems like it could only be a turn off if something was nasty or smelly. i'd rather eat vagina anyway. not like either of us is going to cum from this butt licking you all speak of...i'm not prude, but this just seems gross to me
I'ma female and I didn't know any females had hairy asses! WTF!
I know who you are...and who the girl was lol
what a douche 12:19 is.
i agree though. most of the time its not an issue and we both, men and women, have had to "take one" for the team. yea, man up. deal with it. we have with all your fucking FUMUNDA CHEESE, so you go fuck yourself you fucking twat.
Scrub your fumunda cheese, jungle dick!!!!
meh...it happens, pluck and move on. EVERYONE KNOWS WHT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!
Picked a clean one I see.
WTF I'm a girl n my ass isn't hairy either? Maybe ur all just dating hairy nasty girls.
Yet another reason for the Brazilian.
That's just fucking gross either way you look at it...
the fact that u'd lick it, is disgusting.
What is this prison?
Best thread ever!!!!!!
Fumunda Cheese!!!! You are so right.
Why guys think they are so innocent of all things gross is beyond me.
Fucking wash under those balls. Nasty.
for the record, lots of girls have ass hair. it doesn't mean they're skanks, just that they need a little extra maintenance in that area.
i'm a girl and i say that in general; man up. most of the time its not an issue, as most people take care of themselves. but in those rare circumstances where you run into a little of this and a little of that, fucking man up and dont be a bitch. plenty of women have to take it for the team as well. seriously.
I would never let anyone give me a rim job if I had recently taken a shit and not showered. I love giving and recieving, but not if there is actual shit down there!
Completey gross, however it's fucking cracking me up LMFAO! Also seriously move it and go for it you are licking an asshole for crying out loud, toilet paper is a step up.
to the lesbian who said she's seen her fair share of vaginas - how would you say the majority of lesbians you've been with keep it down there? dumb question (or rather just anonymous curiosity) from a straight man
it's ok to go ass to mouth...sometimes.
seriously, plow forward
MAN UP YOU PUSSY
Rim jobs feel so good, dont knock it until you try it
i use wipes for all my bathroom needs.
Come on, San Diego! Fuck...
haha, man up.
it gets all the douches worked up like sweaty fat men.
cause then a recent shit took place.
ignore him, he's never seen a woman naked.
every girl that says they don't have hair on their ass, die please.
true. its a natural place that hair grows... just like armpits and vag. der
lol @ 7:47 chris rock is the shit
3:51pm, actually my asshole is clean because I use baby wipes after shitting. It's not so unheard of. Skank pig. Also, the fact that the US is so scared of the bidet is ridiculous. Think about it, if you got shit on your face would you just wipe it off with a dry tissue or wash it off with water?
Go fuck youself.
And shave that shit. Hair down there is fucking gross.
oh jungle dick...where did you go?
you're just too easy.
Atleast you know she wipes (Y)
Stay classy, San Diego!
2:49...you're a bore.
best thread everrrrrrrrr hahahhahhahahahhaha
seriously...chill, you prude.
Man up? Since when did being a man entail licking poo? You sure as hell wouldn't do it so shut up you stupid cunt. Also, do me a favor and go fuck yourself. It's people like you that make me wish wire hangers were the standard for abortion.
Ok you prudes, I'm a girl and I love rimjobs. If you're a guy and worried about when her last shit was then take her in the shower before you fuck her. Problem solved. Grow up an move on, just shows your inexperience.
You lick it off put in a little ball and spit it at her
5:54 You must be prudish. A little pink star never hurt anyone...
2:49- but would you lick her tp clinger beforehand? need to know basis.
c'mon the brown eye needs love too! The one thing about eating ass is that you know ur eating ass!!
K first off, I'm a lesbian so I've seen my fair share of pussy, and I can honestly say I have seen one or two assholes that haven't been hairy. But I can also honeslty say I've never seen one so hairy that toilet paper gets stuck in there, so that's pretty hilarious to me!
I can also say that it is possible for women to shave the area near their assholes (I've never done it, but I've been with women who have) but most people dont' care either way.
312 - Go fuck yourself. As if your asshole is clean.
that would be called Clittylitter
i had an abortion with a wire hanger.
whats your point, CUNT?