there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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