The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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